Keep Floating It Still Sucks Bottle Opener
One size / White
$19.99
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A compact, fun magnetized bottle opener that brings a crooked grin to backyard barbecues and late-night hangouts. The polycarbonate top shows a vibrant, detailed print of a sun-soaked skeleton floating with a cocktail—a playful, slightly dark sense of humor that holds up under use. Flip it over and the metal body reveals two bottle-opening mechanisms plus strong magnets to stick to fridges or metal coolers. Lightweight and one-size, it’s built to last with a matte finish that keeps colors crisp without glare. Great for adults who like witty, irreverent accessories that live where drinks are poured and stories are shared.
Product features
- Dual-sided utility: magnetized decorative top and two opening mechanisms on the metal underside
- Vivid print: high-resolution, bright colors with a matte finish
- Durable construction: polycarbonate shell with metal body and strong magnets
- Compact size: 3" (7.6 cm) diameter — easy to store or stick to a fridge
- Age-restricted for adults; sourced blank from South Korea
Care instructions
- Use warm water and dish soap to clean any spills or stains
Keep Floating It Still Sucks Bottle Opener
$19.99
Sale price
$19.99
Regular price
Product features
- Dual-sided utility: magnetized decorative top and two opening mechanisms on the metal underside
- Vivid print: high-resolution, bright colors with a matte finish
- Durable construction: polycarbonate shell with metal body and strong magnets
- Compact size: 3" (7.6 cm) diameter — easy to store or stick to a fridge
- Age-restricted for adults; sourced blank from South Korea
Care instructions
- Use warm water and dish soap to clean any spills or stains