Keep Floating It Still Sucks T-Shirt
Black / S
$22.51
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$22.51
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This heavyweight, garment-dyed tee wears like a well-loved favorite from day one. The relaxed fit and soft, post-dyed finish give it broken-in comfort while the thick 6.1 oz cotton holds shape and color through repeated wear. On the back, a tongue-in-cheek skeleton drifts in blue waves, drink in hand, with the motto “Just keep floating — it still sucks.” A small matching emblem sits over the heart for a subtle front detail. It’s a shirt for slow afternoons at the lake, salty roadside stops, or nights around a bonfire when you want to laugh at life’s absurdities and show you’ve got a wry sense of humor.
Lightweight sarcasm meets durable build: the garment-dyed surface develops a lived-in patina over time. The relaxed cut layers easily over hoodies or stands alone on warm days. Available in a wide range of colors and sizes, it’s built to last and to be worn often.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — heavy 6.1 oz fabric for durability and structure
- Garment-dyed after construction for a soft, lived-in color and texture
- Relaxed, pre-shrunk fit with double-needle stitching on all seams
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and sewn-in label for clean finish
- Sizes S–4XL and available in 58 colors; made in Honduras
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Keep Floating It Still Sucks T-Shirt
$22.51
Sale price
$22.51
Regular price
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Lightweight sarcasm meets durable build: the garment-dyed surface develops a lived-in patina over time. The relaxed cut layers easily over hoodies or stands alone on warm days. Available in a wide range of colors and sizes, it’s built to last and to be worn often.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — heavy 6.1 oz fabric for durability and structure
- Garment-dyed after construction for a soft, lived-in color and texture
- Relaxed, pre-shrunk fit with double-needle stitching on all seams
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and sewn-in label for clean finish
- Sizes S–4XL and available in 58 colors; made in Honduras
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean