{"product_id":"keep-floating-it-still-sucks-bottle-opener","title":"Keep Floating It Still Sucks Bottle Opener","description":"A compact, fun magnetized bottle opener that brings a crooked grin to backyard barbecues and late-night hangouts. The polycarbonate top shows a vibrant, detailed print of a sun-soaked skeleton floating with a cocktail—a playful, slightly dark sense of humor that holds up under use. Flip it over and the metal body reveals two bottle-opening mechanisms plus strong magnets to stick to fridges or metal coolers. Lightweight and one-size, it’s built to last with a matte finish that keeps colors crisp without glare. Great for adults who like witty, irreverent accessories that live where drinks are poured and stories are shared.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Dual-sided utility: magnetized decorative top and two opening mechanisms on the metal underside\u003cbr\u003e- Vivid print: high-resolution, bright colors with a matte finish\u003cbr\u003e- Durable construction: polycarbonate shell with metal body and strong magnets\u003cbr\u003e- Compact size: 3\" (7.6 cm) diameter — easy to store or stick to a fridge\u003cbr\u003e- Age-restricted for adults; sourced blank from South Korea\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use warm water and dish soap to clean any spills or stains\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"One size \/ White","offer_id":52303661957407,"sku":"23029097011891403896","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0957\/1083\/9071\/files\/8307280847624295715_2048.jpg?v=1775602957","url":"https:\/\/blackflagpools.store\/products\/keep-floating-it-still-sucks-bottle-opener","provider":"Black Flag Pools Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}